survivor...

   ***survivor***, Southern Style....

The contestants will start in Alabama, travel over to Georgia and on to South Carolina.
From there they will head up to North Carolina and over to Tennessee.
They will then proceed down to Mississippi and Louisiana.
They will end the trip in Alabama.

Each will be driving a pink Volvo with New Jersey license plates
and large bumper stickers that read:
-I'm Gay,
-I'm a Vegetarian,
-NASCAR Sucks,
-Go Yankees!
-Smoking is for Idiots,
-Hillary in 2008,
-Deer Hunting is Murder, and
-I'm Here to Confiscate Your Guns!

The first one that makes it to Montgomery -- alive -- wins!!