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LITTLE TONY ON GRAMMAR2
One day, during lessons on proper grammar,
the teacher asked for a show of hands from
those who could use the word "beautiful"
in the same sentence twice.
First, she called on little Suzie, who responded
with, "My father bought my mother a beautiful
dress and she looked beautiful in it."
"Very good, Suzie," replied the teacher.
She then called on little Michael.
"My mommy planned a beautiful banquet
and it turned out beautifully."
She said, "Excellent, Michael!" Then the teacher
reluctantly called on little TONY.
"Last night at the dinner table, my sister told
my father that she was pregnant, and he said
'Beautiful, just fucking beautiful!'"
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