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LITTLE TONY ON MATH
A teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting on
a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will
be left?" She calls on little TONY.
He replies, "None, they will all fly away with
the first gunshot."
The teacher replies, "The correct answer is 4,
but I like your thinking."
Then little TONY says, "I have a question for YOU.
There are 3 women sitting on a bench having
ice cream:
One is delicately licking the sides of the triple
scoop of ice cream.
The second is gobbling down the top and
sucking the cone.
The third is biting off the top of the ice
cream.
Which one is married?"
The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied,
"Well, I suppose the one that's gobbled down
the top and sucked the cone."
To which Little TONY replied, "The
correct answer is 'the one with the wedding ring on,
" but I like your thinking."
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