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LITTLE TONY ON GETTING OLDER
Little TONY was sitting on a park bench
munching on one candy bar after another.
After the 6th one a man on the bench across from
him said, "Son, you know eating all that candy
isn't good for you. It will give you acne, rot
your teeth, and make you fat."
Little TONY replied, "My grandfather lived
to be 107 years old."
The man asked, "Did your grandfather eat 6
candy bars at a time?"
Little TONY answered, "No, he minded his
own fucking business.
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