What a woman wants . . .

   A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel
with a sign that reads: "For Women Only". Since they are without
their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in.

The bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works.
"We have 5 floors. Go up floor by floor, and once you find what you
are looking for, you can stay there. It's easy to decide since each
floor has a sign telling you what's inside."

So they start going up and on the first floor the sign reads: "All the
men on this floor are short and plain." The friends laugh and without
hesitation move on to the next floor.

The sign on the second floor reads: "All the men here are short and
handsome." Still, this isn't good enough, so the friends continue on up.

They reach the third floor and the sign reads: "All the men here are
tall and plain." They still want to do better, and so, knowing there
are still two floors left, they continued on up.

On the fourth floor, the sign is perfect: "All the men here are tall and
handsome." The women get all excited and are going in when they
realize that there is still one floor left. Wondering what they are missing,
they head on up to the fifth floor.

There they find a sign that reads: "There are no men here.
This floor was built only to prove that there is no way to please a woman."